To tasor or not to tasor....That is the question.

So I have not blogged in a while. Sorry. I have decided that I want a pink taser gun. I want a real gun, but John is afraid that I will shoot him at night if he walks into the bedroom late. He is tired of me keeping the knife on my bed stand because he is afraid that I will stab him in the middle of the night. He has no faith in me. Of course, I want a gun after I have had lessons. I'm not just going to get one and start carrying it loaded with me, but whatever. So, the next best thing is a taser gun, and you would be so surprised to find out how many options are out there.

I think this is my favorite one, but at the same time completely ridiculous. It is a stun gun instead of a taser gun. This means you have to go up to the person to "stun" them. Oh the stun gun tampon. It disguises itself by looking like a feminine product, but is it practical? And will I really feel safe if I have to go up to the person and stun them myself with a tampon?

I think the best option is the taser gun because you can shoot at the person from a far distance and completely immobilize him or her.

I think that this is the one that I want to get....its cute and practical. It also comes in a multitude of colors...including leopard print. So, what are the thoughts on this? Its about $350.00 but I think its so worth feeling safe. Plus, I don't have kids, so I don't have to worry about them tasoring each other.